The Burgess Lovecast

This time around: is it OK to wear a Geek Squad shirt for ironic reasons? How do I know if she’s actually my friend, considering the whole Geek Squad T-shirt situation?  Other stuff: Sam Neill threatens our children, Can you just become a Freemason?, Being a #swolboy, We don't understand Mickey Rourke.

Podcasters 29M/32M want to know - What happens when you accidentally realize you want to marry a cam girl? Or at least hang out for a bit?  Other talking points: Poorly planned wedding proposals, Rants in my Pants, and Eels? Eels are more dangerous than aspartame? Featuring Dutchy McOats. 

It's been like 5 months! Welcome us back! This episode: Sonic the Hedgehog is fine shut up, Kat fixes her broken bathroom, and the return of your favorite podcast bear! 2:30 - It's been five months 5 - Katrina went to Argentina!  12 - Sonic loves Mellencamp 19 - Stone Cold did what? 23 - KAT'S CORNER 33 - an update on RALL E. CAMEL 35 - WHAT'S MORE DANGEROUS THAN ASPARTAME

The boys celebrate Thanksgiving back home! Keldog returns! More guests are here! Teeth and foreskin?! 1:00 we're in the Motherland 2:30 What's In Pants's Glass? 8:00 Keldog's Corner 14:00 Mom, I'm growing too fast! 21:00 Drink break 27:00 Mom Reads Rap Lyrics 34:00 What's More Dangerous Than Aspartame 56:00 Andrew Cheats at Children's Games

This episode - Bob Barker kills your dog, Ladies Love Cool Things, we play games that you can’t play with us, and thank God we have an editor.  We have interactive games this time - see more on our website, www.burgess.love. 01:30 I'm not worth anything 03:00 A few bad Bob Barker impersonations 08:00 We're Not Bringing Lil Bow Wow Into This 16:30 BOSS FIGHT 33:00 Drink Break 34:00 another game you can't play, thanks 41:00 What's More Dangerous Than Aspartame?

The gang spends way too much time talking about how to be a millennial parent. Seriously, just Google it? 01:00 It feels like years. 02:00 I am the whirlpool 09:30 Why are so many podcasts named after butts 29:00 Pants rehashes old material for some reason 31:00 What's More Dangerous than Straws?

2 - Poem slamming 5 - What's in Pants' glass? 10 - Eat that spaghetti 13 - Backstory - the Strawberry Man 24 - Kat's Corner - Call before you fucking dig 27 - Make lasagna! 36 - Make brats? 45 - What's More Dangerous than Aspartame This week, call before you fuckin dig, learn to make lasagna under threat of death, and go ahead, suck on those toes, we guess.

Woody Harrelson gets naked, John Goodman has a mustache, we rob a bank. Who wants some eggs?  2 Martin Sheen + Woody 8 Inside a Bunker with John Goodman 13 Brought to you by... 22 Who wants some eggs? 32 BACKSTORY 40 An absolute shit show 50 What's More Dangerous than Aspartame?

Joe Biden is a super cool ghost, what the hell is wrong with Grape Nuts, and we learn how far Pants will go to seduce someone while wearing loud clothing.  0 - Well, this week's a wash 6:30 - What's in your glass? 9:30 - The Ghost of Joe Biden 17 - Backstory! 21 - Why do people eat Grape Nuts 27 - ASK PANTS ANYTHING 45 - Kat's Corner - Yet another Tinder date!!! 50 - What's More Dangerous than Aspartame?

This week - camels do coke, R Kelly makes a surprise guest appearance, Kat summons magic spiders, and an imaginary bear gives everyone important life advice.  3:00 WE LISTEN TO NPR 10:00 This podcast brought to you by 15:00 PASTA  20:00 We make Trump good 26:00 Gotta Go Piss (In The Woods) 31:00 KAT'S CORNER MAGIC 44:00 BE A LEADER 52:00 EAT CHEETOS 1:06 Strip clubs are the worst