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Two brothers who learned to love each other because mom made us. We aren't funny and nobody likes us.
The Burgess Lovecast...
is a podcast by two brothers who learned to love each other because mom made us. We started as a college radio show in 2010, broadcasting to almost nobody from a dark basement where spiders crawled out from the pipes in the urinal. We're now on the Internet. Enjoy, or don't. You won't be the first.
Episodes
Jan 19, 2024
Jan 19, 2024
1hr 2 min
We're breeding a new kind of cinematic experience. Also, what if the fun COULD stop?
There's more: ZONK!, Dad Advice, Thin Lizzy but Censored, Fred Lines, Fool Pants, The Penguin Runs the Tim Horton's, WHAT's more DANGEROUS than ASPARTAME?, Normandy Beach Potato Chips
Mar 22, 2023
Mar 22, 2023
47 min
The Big Goose Industry is back, and it's taken another victim.
Also: There's been a(nother) murder, the Pants Press-Gazette Returns, Old-timey baseballer or Dickens?, and What's More Dangerous than Aspartame?
Feb 20, 2023
Feb 20, 2023
51 min
*static crackles on old TV, then cuts revealing weird evil puppet* Dennis, you've spent your life being a menace... Other things: We were being gross, What's In Your Glass?, Deadlines, Why didn't we get a trampoline?, What's More Dangerous than Aspartame?, Sleepy cheesecake.
Jan 9, 2023
Jan 9, 2023
42 min
Smokey the Bear left us, and the world is in shambles. Also featuring: The Concoction, Microplastic Goodness, Andrew Pitches a New Segment, Fire, Fool Pants, What is More Dangerous than Aspartame, and yeah, we comment on Southwest.
Sep 30, 2021
Sep 30, 2021
54 min
My turtle isn't great with finances. Other things: Bob Ross Comment Section, Bicycle Shit Bag, Nerf Squirrels, More Diarrhea
Apr 19, 2021
Apr 19, 2021
1hr 1 min
All we wanted was a lovely stroll through the park, but instead you gotta call me a pillock. Other things: They Offer a Wash and Fold Service; How to Make a Good Patty Melt; You're Not Going to Heaven if I'm Not; What Is the Plural of Pillock; SPRING HAS SPRUNGING; I Know What a Grandma Is; Turn the Reverb Up While You're At It
Apr 7, 2021
Apr 7, 2021
50 min
I just didn’t want to have to pay rent anymore. How did I end up here? Other things: They Are All Inside Bill Murray; A Bird Casino and Potato Salad; A Sweaty Pizza Mess; We Lose All of our Italian Endorsements; Plenty of Other Ways to Poison Your Child
Mar 23, 2021
Mar 23, 2021
1hr 1 min
So let's say a murder occurred in your home, and let's say you didn't do it. Or maybe you did. It doesn't matter. What matters is your daughter is a little mad about it. Other things: We're Sorry, Your New Favorite Pizza-chaini, An Unfinished Patio, The Fahrenheit of Margins, Get Outta Here Feudalism!, The Worst Possible Future
Mar 16, 2021
Mar 16, 2021
1hr 11 min
Fluffers challenges you to a steel cage match, and someone's not leaving alive. Other things: Old, Cold, and a Little Bold; Cowboy Pirates; Hey That's MY Storm Shelter; Opening the Big Heavy Door
Feb 23, 2021
Feb 23, 2021
1hr 6 min
My esteemed colleagues, in these difficult times, we can all agree on one thing - it's Turkey Tidbits day, and we're all too hungry to deal with any of this. Other things: A 7-year-old Scumbag, Andrew's Plan to Exorcise Florida, Valentine's Day Butt Washin's, Please Don't let my Save Status Burn, A Hot Cup of Porridge